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life-by-the-second:

Cheat Sheet. If you’re going to bring roses, make sure to bring the right color.

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yo-stabba-stabba:

as always RIP ShayeSaintJohn

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*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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drwagc:

kawaiilluminatii:

VAPOR G R A V E

fav image of all time.

私は死ぬ

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slenclerman:

supersaiyaneddie:

parisheroinstars:

So much respect for this young lad.

Wears it better than most people

thats not his head

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simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

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oh, he’s straight

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awessumpossum:

link6echo:

nonspecific84:

Good lord yes

Ysssssssss

Coming!

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cominnnngggg

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chateaulatour:

Trying to learn Angular.js and I named my project folder “XTina Angulara”

For reference: this is on my work computer as well and will probably be shown to many higher-ups at some point. Bracing for impending regret

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